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Why should I buy you instead of an agency?
Because I'm almost as good, give twice the f*cks, at a quarter of the price, with none of the BS.
Why choose you over a freelancer charging £1.50p/h?
Sometimes you shouldn't. If you need to move a button... hire them. If you need to make people click it... hire me.
Are you style over substance?
I do what I do to lift your conversions, retention rates, and North-Star metrics. (I also do it to pay my rent, rely on food delivery apps, and invest carelessly into Bitcoin).
Please elaborate
I make numbers go up. Sometimes by a lot. Without turning you into bland, risk-averse, focus-grouped slop.
Prove it...
Mentored by the ex product lead at Bumble, I exited my dating company in 2023 with a $30m+ valuation, $8m+ raised, 3 patents, and signup/retention %'s that rivalled the biggest players in the industry.
Do you work alone, or with a team?
If you didn't know already, I am childhood friends with Claude. Me and my brother from another mother Claude work with you and your team.
Where did you study?
I got into UoL's School of Design on a full scholarship... but was expelled in 2016 for being an immature muppet.
What's your day rate?
£4950 if I don't want to work with you. 10x less if I do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
How many clients do you take on at once?
2-3, max. Excuse the pun.
I have trust issues.
Don't we all. I sign NDAs (sometimes in blood). Invoices are in chunks, so you can be flexible. And work is scoped beforehand, so you'll know how much.
Where are you?
South East Asia. Which is good for you. I work with caffeine-induced tunnel vision whilst you zZz
I need my project yesterday
I can inject coffee granules into my armpits, but this will incur an additional 20% rush fee.
I don't know what I want, but I want it
All good. More common than you'd think. I help you know when you know.
What do you do when you aren't providing exceptional design & creative services for me?
In my spare time I run, swim & sauna like a demon, and ruthlessly pursue Platinum trophies on the PS5.
What's your party trick?
I used to eat a banana with the skin on during investor pitches.
Marry me, Max!
Please send all marriage proposals to max@maxadam.ski
Why should I buy you instead of an agency?
Because I'm almost as good, give twice the f*cks, at a quarter of the price, with none of the BS.
Are you style over substance?
I do what I do to lift your conversions, retention rates, and North-Star metrics. (I also do it to pay my rent, rely on food delivery apps, and invest carelessly into Bitcoin).
Prove it...
Mentored by the ex product lead at Bumble, I exited my dating company in 2023 with a $30m+ valuation, $8m+ raised, 3 patents, and signup/retention %'s that rivalled the biggest players in the industry.
Where did you study?
I got into UoL's School of Design on a full scholarship... but was expelled in 2016 for being an immature muppet.
How many clients do you take on at once?
2-3, max. Excuse the pun.
Where are you?
South East Asia. Which is good for you. I work with caffeine-induced tunnel vision whilst you zZz
I don't know what I want, but I want it
All good. More common than you'd think. I help you know when you know.
What's your party trick?
I used to eat a banana with the skin on during investor pitches.
Why choose you over a freelancer charging £1.50p/h?
Sometimes you shouldn't. If you need to move a button... hire them. If you need to make people click it... hire me.
Please elaborate
I make numbers go up. Sometimes by a lot. Without turning you into bland, risk-averse, focus-grouped slop.
Do you work alone, or with a team?
If you didn't know already, I am childhood friends with Claude. Me and my brother from another mother Claude work with you and your team.
What's your day rate?
£4950 if I don't want to work with you. 10x less if I do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I have trust issues.
Don't we all. I sign NDAs (sometimes in blood). Invoices are in chunks, so you can be flexible. And work is scoped beforehand, so you'll know how much.
I need my project yesterday
I can inject coffee granules into my armpits, but this will incur an additional 20% rush fee.
What do you do when you aren't providing exceptional design & creative services for me?
In my spare time I run, swim & sauna like a demon, and ruthlessly pursue Platinum trophies on the PS5.
Marry me, Max!
Please send all marriage proposals to max@maxadam.ski
